function text() {
};

text = new text();
number = 0;

text[number++] = "All rights reserved."
text[number++] = "Hail Xenu!"
text[number++] = "FNORD"
text[number++] = "The answer is 42."
text[number++] = "The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed."
text[number++] = "The problem is credibility."
text[number++] = "The past is a foreign country. They do things differently there."
text[number++] = "Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun."
text[number++] = "As I write, highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying to kill me."
text[number++] = "Call me Ishmael."
text[number++] = "As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect."
text[number++] = "Let me say this: bein a idiot is no box of chocolates."
text[number++] = "It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen."
text[number++] = "It was a pleasure to burn."
text[number++] = "Don't panic."
text[number++] = "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
text[number++] = "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."
text[number++] = "It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety."
text[number++] = "Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right."
text[number++] = "A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
text[number++] = "What thunder there was now grumbled over more distant hills, like a man saying 'And another thing…' twenty minutes after admitting he's lost the argument."


increment = Math.floor(Math.random() * number);

document.write(text[increment]);