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text[number++] = "All rights reserved."
text[number++] = "The answer is 42."
text[number++] = "Miks sulla on toi tutti suussa?"
text[number++] = "The force will be with you, always."
text[number++] = "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
text[number++] = "The things you own end up owning you."
text[number++] = "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."
text[number++] = "Life's a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get."
text[number++] = "Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free."
text[number++] = "What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?"
text[number++] = "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."
text[number++] = "In the fifth, my ass goes down."
text[number++] = "Hello, Clarice."
text[number++] = "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
text[number++] = "That's no moon. It's a space station."
text[number++] = "I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it."
text[number++] = "Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call when you are unable to speak?"
text[number++] = "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
text[number++] = "I'll be back."
text[number++] = "Say hello to my little friend."
text[number++] = "I'm the king of the world!"
text[number++] = "Lights, cameras, action!"
text[number++] = "Top Gun isn't a gay movie."
text[number++] = "I'm not a comic book villain."
text[number++] = "Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon."
text[number++] = "The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and I'll whisper 'no.'"


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