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number = 0;

text[number++] = "All rights reserved."
text[number++] = "Hail Xenu!"
text[number++] = "FNORD"
text[number++] = "The answer is 42."
text[number++] = "Who the F-ck is Alice?"
text[number++] = "Miks sulla on toi tutti suussa?"
text[number++] = "The monkeys are listening"
text[number++] = "There is no dark side of the Moon really. As a matter of fact it's all dark."
text[number++] = "The force will be with you, always."
text[number++] = "Anata no ketsu wa kusa da oyobi ore wa shibakariki da."
text[number++] = "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
text[number++] = "Your hand will never leave you"
text[number++] = "The things you own end up owning you."
text[number++] = "Try. Fail. Repeat."
text[number++] = "Abort? Retry? Fail?"
text[number++] = "Does not compute."
text[number++] = "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
text[number++] = "Mel Costa"
text[number++] = "Who wants to live forever?"
text[number++] = "Don't kick the baby."
text[number++] = "K'n'P all night long!"
text[number++] = "This is not the greatest song in the world. This is just a tribute."
text[number++] = "I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail."
text[number++] = "I've been down so goddamn long, that it looks like up to me."
text[number++] = "When I allow it to be, it has no control over me. I have my fears, but they do not have me."
text[number++] = "In any other world you could tell the difference."
text[number++] = "And I find it kinda funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I ever had."
text[number++] = "Come on baby, light my fire!"
text[number++] = "It's a long way to the top, if you want to rock and roll."
text[number++] = "What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?"
text[number++] = "The problem is credibility."
text[number++] = "The past is a foreign country. They do things differently there."
text[number++] = "Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun."
text[number++] = "As I write, highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying to kill me."
text[number++] = "Call me Ishmael."
text[number++] = "As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect."
text[number++] = "Let me say this: bein a idiot is no box of chocolates."
text[number++] = "We lead, others follow."
text[number++] = "One hundred thousand killer satellites, a teraton of antimatter."
text[number++] = "Beyond the wall of light, beyond the reach of speed; there smoke the mirrors above eternity, there lives the darkness that binds us"
text[number++] = "Thanatos-6, marshy ground, drop squad seven-fiver calling in, strengt eight, mission parametres clear."
text[number++] = "How many roads must a man walk down? Forty-two."
text[number++] = "Pies does matter."
text[number++] = "The majority is always wrong."
text[number++] = "Dee-dee-deh, di-dee-dee-deh, dee-dee-deh, di-deh."
text[number++] = "The silence was deafening."
text[number++] = "All is lost. Todo está perdido. Allt är förlorat. Alles is verloren. Kaikki on menetetty."

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